We are nearing the middle of summer, and people are out in the heat in full force. Whether it’s lounging by the swimming pool, going down to the beach, or going to the lake, taking a dip in the water to cool off is a must.
The major fashion and swim accessory of each summer is, of course, the swimsuit. Every year there seem to be new styles, new designs and all new swimwear to pick from. There are controversies over how much coverage swimsuits should have and what people should be allowed to wear to the beach.
In 2019, the new controversy is the denim speedo. Yes, a speedo which is denim patterned to resemble the ever popular and stylish blue jean denim, which is worn across the globe. This bizarre, butt-hugging item is also becoming known as the ‘Jeado’, which is of course a mashup of the words jeans and speedo.
Jean lovers also know that not all denim colors are the same, as there are dozens of styles and color variations of jeans from acid wash to black to classic. In the spirit of honoring the blue jean, this “Jeado” will be available in three distinct denim-themed shades: the classic Daytona Dong Sarong, the jet black Houston Hog Holster and the no-explanation needed Assid Washers.
While the “Jeado” is sure to turn some heads this summer on the men in your life, women can also enjoy this new summer craze. In addition to speedos, customers can also purchase a denim-inspired bikini and one piece swimsuit.
Here is a description of the product, from its seller Shinesty. “Our denim print swim brief, also known as the Jeado, also known as the Daytona Dong Sarong is just like that, except it is the above-ground hot tub of the swim brief world…or something like that. It is like eating a bag of chips in church.
Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too. And if you’re really risky you’ll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You’ll probably get tossed out, but you’ll look and taste good doing it.”